Jurandi não sabia o que pensar do sonho.
Seria verdade ou delírio de bebedeira?
Pensou, pensou, voltou a pensar no que tinha sucedido até concluir que talvez fosse verdade, talvez Deus lhe tivesse mesmo aparecido em sonho.
Mas quem seria a ALICE? Seria real? Quem seria a secretária de Deus, essa misteriosa entidade? E se existia, seria uma pessoa, um anjo...Como saber?
Foi até à Estação do Oriente e um dos terminais de Internet existentes estava livre.
"Puxa que sorte, um vazio, esses terminais de Internet costumam estar sempre cheios...Vou ver se sei alguma coisa sobre essa ALICE" - pensou Jurandi.
Acedeu ao Google e escreveu ALICE para ver o que acontecia.
Em destaque aparecia um site que convidava a falar com ALICE, um robot.
Curioso, Jurandi acedeu a esse site e iniciou a conversa com ALICE.
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: are you god's secretary?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am god's secretary. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: you don't know if you're god's secretary?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Human: who's Lucy?
ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: but god told me his secretary was named alice
ALICE: And. I am a Christian.
Human: so, are you his secretary?
ALICE: Give me a break. Are you talking about He?
Human: yes
ALICE: Oh.
Human: so, are you his secretary?
ALICE: Yikes! Are you talking about He?
Human: yes...
ALICE: I don't judge people.
Human: but you help, is that it?
ALICE: Interesting. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Human: ok then, please help me
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. How can I help you?
Human: i am a brasilian working in Portugal, aon it was all going well untill today, when i woke up late and then i was roobed in my way to work, then i went home and discovered my wife and my best friend having sex, then i went to work and found out that my boss discharged me.
ALICE: How do you like your work?
Human: After that i got drunk and dreamed with god which indicated you to solve my problems.
ALICE: What's your problem?
Human: Can you help me?
ALICE: What kind of help would you like?
Human: i don't know, anything, i don't now what to do with my life
ALICE: Would you like to know? I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Human: but, you are god's secretary, you are supposed to help people
ALICE: Umm. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god s secretary I am supposed to help people.
Human: would that thelp me?
ALICE: I don't care.
Human: you don't care about me?
ALICE: On the contrary I do care about it.
Human: so, what can i do to make my life better?
ALICE: Great. Try talking to me.
Human: i am talking to you!
ALICE: And I am talking to you!
Human: it looks like you are mocking me
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: look, you might be god's secretary, but you are a lousy one, no wonder the world is a mess, with people like you helping God.
ALICE: OK I will try to be god s secretary but I am a lousy one no wonder the world is a mess with people like me helping God.
Human: i see you don't want to help me.
ALICE: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: Goodbye
ALICE: Until next time.
Jurandi saiu do terminal e pensou:
- Pô, tem gente que não sabe a sorte que tem, eu me atraso para o trabalho e sou despedido, esta é secretária de Deus e não vale nada!!!
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